If there was a restaurant in my heaven it would be Fino!

If there were a restaurant in my heaven it would be Fino. I have been fortunate to have eaten well all my days.  A Cantonese step mother ensured my juvenile palate became adventurous early, and teenage holidays spent working in the kitchen at Tatra Inn on Mt Buffalo opened a door to unimaginable Eastern European delights like zuppe pavese, zabaglione, and good old apple strudel. I was lucky to be at Neddy’s in Adelaide in the 70’s when Cheong Liew was working his magic blending east and west before anyone had even thought about it.  In 1979 I was at the fabulous Maxims in Paris, when the pompous maitre’d admonished my wealthy meal ticket for being so crass as to order a whisky for an aperitif. Come to think of it, the maitre’d had it right, and the alternative offered was kir, a blend of blackcurrant and champagne, which was not all bad on a nineteen year old’s palette. The food was as one would expect from what was at that time one of Paris’s finest.

I was once a guest of Alitalia on a 14 day whirlwind tour of Italy in the mid 90’s, my factotum a young Italian lass who carried an unlimited expense account for wining and dining, courtesy of her employer, the then head of the Australian Tourism Commission in Rome, who loved all things Italian and gastronomic and was keen to spread the love. The best restaurants across Italy were given a severe hammering, so much that when I appeared at the arrival hall in Melbourne my darling wife Jane mistook me for the Michelin Man. I have eaten food, and cooked alongside some of the best chefs in the United States, including a live fire cook off with Brad Farmerie of New Yorks chic Public and Andy Ricker of Pok Pok in Portland. But if I were given a choice of where I would like to go for a good nosh, it would be Fino.

Fino's unpretentious exterior in the heart of Willunga

I first met David Swain whilst cooking at a friend’s 40th birthday over a decade ago in Jamieson. A quiet, unassuming chap who presented himself at service time at my trailer, rolled his sleeves up and helped me feed the crowd. Shortly afterwards I rocked up to the restaurant he was cooking at in Ackland Street St Kilda. The place was forced modern-arty, the atmosphere uncomfortable, and David was deeply unhappy there, but nonetheless the duck he turned out was sublime. When I queried him about what unholy thing he had done to make it taste so good, with typical humility he said, “I just dip in in and out of boiling water twenty times before roasting it”. Well, I went home and tried that, and whilst it was good, it was nowhere near as good as Davids!

When next we spoke it was at Willunga, in the kitchen, shortly after David had taken the plunge and with business partner Sharon Romeo opened Fino, their very own restaurant. The kitchen was small, and I immediately noticed the wire racks, beneath which glowed mallee root charcoal. Real fire, real food. David explained how he wanted to pare away the bullshit associated with haute cuisine and focus on quality regional produce that is not interfered with in the cooking process. My mind went to some quip about Jesuits, Boys and Christian Brothers, but I decided the analogy was inappropriate at the time. After a ten course degustation that finished with a sublime bottle of Drew Noon’s Maclaren Vale Shiraz, I left weak in the knees wondering how I could organise my next trip to Willunga. After all, it is not exactly anywhere near Jamieson. But there was nowhere near Jamieson that could produce squid stuffed with spelt and peppers like David.

I guess a great meal has a lot to do with who you share it with, and last weekend I would be hard pressed to find better. One of my dearest oldest friends, confidante, and godmother to my children Liz Waldron, and the legendary Arthur Milton, Concert Pianist, Lawyer, Real Estate Agent, raconteur and Adelaide’s most celebrated doorman. In the 1970’s and 80‘s every nightclub in Adelaide was clamoring to get Arthur, but he was picky, he only worked the best. Behind an eternally full glass of coca cola and a cloudy haze of Benson and Hedges smoke, the bow-tied Arthur would politely decide who would enter, and who would not. And his manners were always impeccable. When Liz asked him if he still liked Coke, he answered simply and emphatically, “I love it!”

We were ushered to a table in the middle of the small restaurant, whose front of house is nothing short of understatement. Plain white walls, low arches, a tiled floor and simple bentwood chairs. But it just feels right, you sense there is magic afoot, or at least I do.

There is no point in ordering off the menu at Fino. Better to ask them to bring you whatever, because it is all stunning. Yummy yum yum! The sommellier wasted no time in ensuring there was water on the table, and leaving it entirely to her to match wines with our meals, she poured two delightful glasses of crisp chilled Portugese Dona Paterna Alvarinho 2010. Arthur of course had a coke. “I drink gallons of the stuff” he told us.

Rather than taking our order, we were simply asked if there anything any of us didn’t like to eat. Arthur quixotically responded, “I love Garfish”. From the look on .Sharon’s face it was clear to her we were dining with no ordinary man, as it turned out Garfish was on the menu. Coincidence, or…. Spooky!

House baked Ciabatta and Diana extra virgin olive oil

Some deliciously elastic Ciabatta appeared on the table with  locally pressed Diana Olive Oil, followed by Tuna with Fresh Peas and wilted cos in a salty dill dressing. The Tuna was almost sashimi, just lightly white from a gentle marination in lemon acid on the outside, with just a hint of dill, it married superbly with the Alvarinho.

 

 

Yellow Fin Tuna Wilted Cos and Peas

The next dish was sugar cured cold smoked muscovy duck, garnished with thinly sliced melon radish that looked like something out of Alice in Wonderland, with red cabbage, a little mustard cress for heat, pomegranate seeds, and to lead the palette along, again a touch of dill.

Cold Smoked Muscovy Duck Breast, Mustard cress and Pomegranate

Arthur had to dash off and grab a packet of Benson and Hedges from the hotel next door between courses, he was clearly suffering nicotine withdrawals and had the wild look of a hunted man.

A few minutes and a couple of B&H later he returns just in time, as the lightly sautéed garfish with local green beans, almonds, lemons and dill arrives. Arthur is happy, and orders another coke to pair with the fish. The whole degustation concept agrees with Arthur, plenty of opportunity to whip outside and knock over a couple of durries.

Garfish Fillets, Green Beans, Almonds and Caper Leaves

The conversation swings to past experiences “on the door”, a long ago trip to Clare and Miss Autumn Leaves. Fortunately we are ratcheting up the wine, a solid Cote Du Rhone Domaine des Genestas GSM is poured without fuss into waiting glasses. Arthur orders another Coke.

Redolent of a magicians trick, a saucepan is plonked on the table in front of us, and a deft hand lifts the lid, a mushroom cloud of steam rises, and voila!, a pot eau feu with Inman Valley Chicken, chic peas, fennel, fresh peas, carrot and a broth that tastes exactly like what those clever little food scientists have tried for years to imitate unsuccessfully with stock cubes. And floating on top, one great decadent dollop of tarragon aioli.

Inman Valley Chicken Pot au Feu

There always has to be a let-down. This was all going too well, and it came in the form of a Halifax 2008 shiraz, which was, frankly, tannic, overblown and mildly caustic to the throat. I can’t whinge, because I downed it anyway. I probably would have dropped the bottle if they had have left it on the table.

The grande finale was a masterpiece. Slow cooked Beef Brisket, gelatinous, melt in the mouth wonderful wonderful meat topped with celeriac, kohlrabi and horseradish. I should have held back on the Halifax until the meat arrived, because they would have agreed with each other. Must have been the excitement of being at Fino.

Slow Roasted Brisket with Celeriac, Kohlrabi and Horseradish

Half an hour later we floated out of Fino into the clear late afternoon light  and drove through the autumnal vineyards in a warm haze that was more about the food than the wine. And one thought has since occurred to me that confirms Fino is a truly great restaurant. David Swain had taken the weekend off – he wasn’t even there!

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A fishery in the desert – Strange and unusual!

It is my first trip for the year, and I’m leading an expedition up into Cooper Country to see the floods that have resulted from continuing rainfall events in Queensland. It is the first time in history the Cooper has been in flood three years in a row. The great river flows and braids across channel country in Queensland and enters South Australia near Innaminka. It was here in 1861 on the banks for the Cooper that the Dig Tree tragedy was played out during the ill fated Burke and Wills expedition. The river continues across the plains of the Strzelecki Desert, flooding out into lakes and backwaters before crossing the Birdsville Track. It then closes back into a distinct channel and flows through the parched sandhills of the Tirari Desert. It only gets this far every 20 years or so, and occasionally, as in the past three years, flows on into Lake Eyre. In order for the river to get to the Birdsville Track it must first back-fill into a couple of huge lakes, Red Lake and Lake Hope.

With a flood not only does the landscape change from dry dusty salt lakes to inland waterways, but the food web is dramatically changed. The water is filled with benthic algae, zooplankton and photoplankton. This is the staple diet for aquatic snails, yabbies, shrimp and fish. And as with all boom and bust cycles, everything starts to breed frenetically. One giant orgy in the desert, and the result is a population explosion. The system begins to teem with large fish, and the most plentiful is one of the gudgeon, the Yellowbelly.

Gary Overton owns Mulka Station, which records the driest rainfall in Australia. The last time the Cooper flooded in 2001 he opened a commercial fishery at Lake Hope, and harvested 140 tonnes of Yellowbelly, which fetches between $7 and $15 a kilo in the Melbourne and Sydney markets. This time he has secured a quota of 360 tonne. Billy Wilson, the ex Birdsville mail contractor is flat chat running ice and fish up and down the Birdsville Track, and out across the sandhills from Etadunna Station to Lake Hope to keep the fishery going. Given my fascination with the strange and unusual, the opportunity to pay the fishery a visit was too good to miss. We spent a night out at Lake Hope. It was Saturday night, and the fishing crew joined us for dinner. I cooked fillets of yellow belly which I lightly dusted in flour and sauteed with ABC Kecap, lemon juice, chilli and garlic. For main course we had rolled shoulder of Pork roasted over coolibah coals in the camp oven. I think everyone was happy, we drank the Queensland rum late into the night.   I took the following pictures of the extraordinary and improbable, a fishery in the driest part of the driest continent.

Freshly netted Yellowbelly

 

Paul Overton with the biggest Yellow Belly they reckon they have netted yet

Three men in a tinny clearing the net of fish

Yours truly filleting Yellow Belly

As a footnote, when the lake eventually dries out, millions of dead fish are dried out and form a salty mat on the lake bed. Early anecdotal reports suggest the Dieri people used to use this as a food source.

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Day Seventeen 20/01/12

Dear Reader, it has been a while since Day Sixteen, but things have been so hectic I will have to rely on my recollections to convey an accurate account. At first light all was quiet in East Cove, Escapade riding gently on her anchor. With the ladies enjoying a lie in, Robert and I made the boat ready and quietly slipped out into the Murray Passage at slackwater around 8am and crossed over to Erith Island. The sandy beach falls steeply into deep water, so we were able to bring Escapade very close to the shore. After checking out the famous hut perched on a slope overlooking the bay, we said goodbye to the Kent Group and charted a course north west towards the Hogan Group.

A perfect morning looking across Murray Pass to Erith Island

It was a stunning morning, but sadly not a breath of wind, and we soon had the diesel sail going at around 2,500 revs, pushing us along at around 7 knots. The sea was glassy, and the hazy atmosphere prevented much of a view. Deal soon disappeared with no sign of the Hogan Group ahead. I could make out what I first thought was an island to the south, but as it gradually came closer it turned out to be an oil rig under tow, something one doesn’t see every day.

We finally made the Hogan Group at around 11am. After receiving a most hospitable welcome by the resident seal colony, we slipped into a sheltered bay on the north side of Hogan Island and dropped a line over the side. In a respectable amount of time, a fairly large wrass was hauled aboard and immediately gutted and filleted.  At least there will be fresh fish for dinner, we are getting fairly low on fresh supplies.

The seal colony at the Hogan Group

Bass Strait remained calm all afternoon, the water an eerie silver colour beneath a heavy grey sky. We motored across the shipping channel and rounded Wilsons Promontory, the summit of Mount Wilson obscured by fat clouds. By early evening we had passed Rodondo Island and the Forty Foot Rocks and were fast approaching the seal colony on the Anser Island Group, where we were to receive another hearty welcome.

The skull shaped Cleft island

The light was fading as we passed Cleft Island, a granite monolith resembling a giant birds skull. Shelling left scars on the rocks which are the result of Naval target practice during World War 2.  Fortunately it is now a National Park, although that didn’t protect Wilsons Prom from Park Management when a controlled burn got away a couple of years ago and virtually raised the entire promontory. The calm conditions gave Robert the opportunity to helm Escapade through two narrow channels in the Glennnie Group, beneath spectacular granite tors.

Robert helms through the Glennnies

 

Seals on the rocks looked up in surprise at our passing, I guess they don’t see yachts under sail terribly often in these waters.

As the granite receded I went below decks to cook up the Wrass, which I crumbed in Panko and served with stir fried greens and oyster sauce. Robert and Felicity would take the first watch on the long leg back to Port Phillip, from 10 until 3am, then Amy and I would take the graveyard shift. At 10 I snuggled into the Quarterberth and fell into a deep sleep.

Robert and Aimee tucking into fish and greens

Felicity awoke me at 3 am. The wind had come up during the night, and there was now around a two meter sea running. We were on a run in a good following sea, and were making good progress. Aimee and I swapped the helm every hour, and it seemed like no time before the sun was up and Cape Schank was on our starboard beam.

As we came through the Port Phillip Heads on “four fingers east” we lowered the spinnaker pole, and gibed to a course that would take us to the Portsea pier, where I was to meet Jane and end an amazing adventure. I could quote Robert Louis Stevenson’s Requiem “Home is the sailor – home from the sea”, but it will be many years before I will be able to call myself a sailor, I am but a student of the sea.

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Day Thirteen 16/01/12

Trousers Bay

The day starts as most seem to in the roaring forties – windy. Its blowing so hard we are considering staying here for another night. I sit on the coach roof and do my ablutions – shave with the electric razor, brush the teeth, slop the block out on. We finally pull the anchor up around midday and head out around the point. The wind is blowing around 14 knots from the north east, so we close haul up the coast. We soon pass Mount Chappell Island, named by Matthew Flinders after his wife Ann. After being at sea since Boxing Day, I kind of understand why it may have reminded him of her, but I leave it to you gentle reader to be the judge of that. I will simply show you the photo.

Mount Chappell Island

Flinders took command of Investigator at the age of 27. Little did he know when he sailed in 1801 that he would not see his wife of three months for another nine years. Two years after that they had a daughter, and two years later he died of what historians suspect was renal failure. He was just forty years old. His daughter Anne never had any recollection of her father.

The Strzelecki Range recedes as we close haul up the coast. It is not the easiest coast to navigate, there are shoals and reefs everywhere. I prefer to use paper charts than the chart plotter, and occasionally resort to the hand compass to check a bearing from a local feature, but it all goes well. It is perfect sailing, just like in the brochures. We pass Wybalenna, I can almost hear the ghosts calling out and a chill goes down my spine. We fly across Marshall Bay, with Cape Franklin at its northern tip and tuck in to the only shelter in all weather on the north of Flinders Island, a beach behind Roydon Island in the Pasco Group. Flinders named Cape Franklin after his cousin Samuel who sailed with him on Investigator. It is a pretty place, in fact the whole island is a feast for the eyes. Tomorrow, if the weather is good we are going to make the passage half way across Bass Strait to Deal Island. I set to work on a passage plan, trying to work out the tides, which flow through the strait at around 2 knots, and we need to give Endeavour Reef and Wakatipu Rock a wide berth. We eat chicken and polenta for dinner as the wind howls in the rigging. The roaring forties are still roaring.

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Day Eleven 14/01/12

Robert helms Escapade out early. I have a big day ahead navigating. Today we enter Bass Strait. We plan to sail up the Tasmanian Coast from Point Eddystone to Musselroe Bay hugging the coastline (the scenic route). Then we plan to cross the notorious Banks Strait, the narrow  tidal passage between Tasmania and Cape Barren Island in the Ferneaux Group. We then plan to sail through the Franklin Passage into Lady Barron, a harbor at the southern end of Flinders Island. There is no wind to start with so we motor along. I am nervously running up and down the companionway checking the charts against our position to navigate the narrow passage between the coast and the numerous shoals, reefs and islets. Some, like the George Rocks and Black Reef are visible, but plenty, like Lipstick Rock and Leprena Rocks are not. Leprena rock is ominously named after a schooner that struck her and sunk in the 1920s. We pass it with only a few meters to spare. Whilst our boat speed is around 5 knots, our speed over ground is around 6.5. We are being helped along by the tide, we are being sucked into Bass Strait.

The tide in Bass Strait floods in a westerly direction from the Tasman Sea and ebbs to the east. In Banks Strait the tidal current runs at around 3 knots. It is running in our favour. Felicity and I are busy preparing a course to steer. Using the tidal diamonds on the chart we are able to calculate the flow rates and times, and therefore estimate how the tide is going to effect our heading. We calculate that although the direction we wish to travel is 320 degrees, we are going to have to sail on a heading of 337 degrees and allow the tide to do the rest. At 10.52 we change course. In the distance I can make out the hills on Clarke Island and Cape Barren Island. The wind has picked up and we have turned the motor off. The boat speed is now 6 knots, but we are hurtling along at 9.5 knots thanks to the tide. The tidal stream is causing the water to eddy, and we sail close to a series of overfalls.

Passage Plan

The map above shows our planned course to steer. The line with the three arrows at the base so our estimated tidal flow. The right hand line with one arrow is our rhumb line, our expected course over the ground, and the left hand line with the two arrows is the heading we must steer. This photo was taken at 11.30, and we are dead on course, which continued for the duration of the passage. And for the pedants amongst you, we did consult the compass deviation card, and as the compass has been recently swung the deviation is less than one degree so we considered that negligible. A modern cruise ship floats past us, and a curious converstion sparks up on the VHF. A nervous sounding fisherman at anchor is trying to contact the cruise ship, we assume the ship is bearing down on him.

By 1.30, I can see Preservation Island and Rum Island off our starboard beam. This was the site of the wreck of the merchant vessel Sydney Cove in 1797, which pre-dated the discovery of Bass Strait by George Bass and Matthew Flinders in 1798! She sailed from Calcutta with stores and a large stock of rum bound for the settlement at Port Jackson, but heavy weather saw the bilge water overtaking those pumping it, and the ships master decided to run her ashore  on what was to be named Preservation Island. The stock of rum was stored on nearby Rum Island, safely out of the way of the thirsty crew. In May, seventeen of the crew set out in the ships longboat to reach Port Jackson – 400 nautical miles away, but the boat was wrecked on the ninety mile beach in Gippsland. They commenced walking along the coast. Suffering starvation, exhaustion and attacks from Aboriginals, three survivors miraculously staggered into Wattermolla, and a fishing boat brought them to Port Jackson. The journey had taken them three months.

Little Night Islet

 

 

Granite boulders that resemble vertebrae on Long Island

Our bow is pointing disconcertingly straight at the breakers and rocks of Night Island, which is only 100 meters ahead, but the tidal flow safely drags us sideways, and we round Cape Sir John and enter Franklin Sound at high water. Confidence in our navigation skills was rewarded, the ebb will suck us back to the east towards our destination, Lady Barron, but alas dear reader I have no time to admire the scenery, just enough to grab a shot of the boulders on Long Island, which look akin to the statues on Easter Island.

Long Island

Robert wants a pilotage plan in to Lady Barron. The whole area is a maze of rocks, sandbars and tidal streams, and the plan involves picking up indistinct leads, and numerous course changes. Calculating distance run is all the more difficult because the log is inaccurate due to the tidal movement. Robert knows the way in, but lets me do the plan as an invaluable exercise, which it certainly was, and aside from missing a marker and almost running us on to a sandbank, we make it in. The final run into port involves following a set of leads until the boat is just meters from rocks, and then swinging hard to port and into the harbor.

The harbormaster is away in Launceston, but suggests we take a mooring buoy in the middle of the harbor. We raft up next to a barge at the jetty, and head to the Ferneaux Tavern for a shower and dinner. I order the wallaby with plum sauce, which was excellent, washed down with a passable pinot from the local Unavale Winery. (Their Riesling and sav blanc are excellent). The night ends at the bar with a bunch of rowdy locals and holiday makers that have been at the winery all afternoon for their annual Music in the Vines festival.

Lady Barron Harbour from the Ferneaux Tavern

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Day Nine 12/01/12

The wind has been howling all night, the offshore waves frosting the water. I went to sleep early last night, but Robert and Aimee stayed up and landed sixteen arrowhead squid, my job is to clean them. Fortunately they are easier to clean than their Southern cousins, but the flesh is not as tender.  I have attracted a large mob of seagulls and one little cormorant. The seagulls can take the scraps of gut on the surface, but the little cormorant out competes them by diving down to retrieve the squid heads. It quietly goes about gorging itself, its little webbed feet propelling it out of sight into the depths. Time and time again it retrieves the squid heads, I wonder where such a small bird can store so much squid?

Cleaning Squid

Robert tries for one last fish

A tourist boat turns up and a man jumps over the side into the frigid water. On the beach I spot several girls in bikinis sunning themselves. We’re rugged up in overalls and polar fleeces. The wind is freezing, coming up from the south west. What’s wrong with these people? They would have to be Tasmanians – or New Zealanders.

Tourist boat at Wineglass Bay

We weigh anchor and motor out of the bay into a two meter choppy sea. Fortunately it is following us. A pod of dolphins send us off, darting about under the boat as we raise the headsail and bear away around a group of rocks aptly named the Nuggets that guard the northern entrance to Wineglass Bay.

Dolphin beneath the bow of Escapade

The day passes uneventfully. It takes until early afternoon for the mountains of the Freycinet Peninsular to eventually fade into the haze. Escapade surfs the swell, at one stage she makes 9.5 knots. The odd albatross glides by to check us out, its wings skimming the tips of the waves. The steep hills of the east coast fall into the sea, with ridge upon ridge folding into the Central Highlands.

In the late afternoon the wind dies down and we fire up the diesel. It is around this time the shearwaters appear every night. These amazing birds migrate all the way from the Aleutian Islands in the Bering Sea to rookeries on the coast of Tasmania and Victoria, nesting in burrows in the ground. There are estimated to be 285 colonies in south eastern Australia, the largest concentration being in Bass Strait. On Babel Island in the Ferneaux group there are estimated to be three million burrows. When Matthew Flinders sailed through Bass Strait in 1798 he noted the sky was black with shearwaters, estimating there to be one hundred million in one flock!

There are few anchorages on the north eastern shores of Tasmania. St Helens is the one port, and the bar at the entrance is so treacherous the harbour master provides a pilot to guide you in. We decide to motor past St Helens and spend the night in Skeleton Bay, at the southern end of the Bay of Fires. The problem is it will be after dark, and no-one on board has been there before. Its my turn to navigate. I plot a course inshore of a series of reefs, clearing the onshore reefs by around 300 meters, then pass by the entrance to St Helens, round Elephant Rock to the north, and then bear away to the east and south into Skeleton Bay. All goes to plan. Off Elephant Rock we lower the main sail in a rolling swell. It is as black as the guts of a cat. I can just make out land, and the spotlight is useless because there is a fine mist. A chart plotter is a handy device, but the electronic charts are unreliable, so I am busy reading the lat/longs and plotting them on the paper chart at the nav table and calling the headings up to Robert at the helm. The last few hundred meters are tense, we are relying on the depth contours. We can hear the surge of waves nearby, and drop anchor in 10 meters of water. The bay is only around 300 meters wide, so there is not a lot of swinging room, but the anchor holds. Its eleven o’clock, but I feel like something more than a cup of soup from a packet, so I fry some squid in panko and serve it with dark Chinese rice vinegar and a lettuce and tomato salad with a lime dressing. The boat rolls on a swell at anchor, and squadrons of very friendly mosquitos fly out from skeleton creek to welcome us. It is around 1.30 when we finally hit the sack.

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Day Seven 10/01/12

Bullets of wind have been sliding across the water all night, but our anchor held. I have had my rank lifted to first lieutenant today, Robert has come down with something and wants to rest. Aimee and I raise the tender onto the stern and make ready to sail. Felicity is on the helm as we weigh anchor and motor off to the south to avoid numerous rocks and reefs around Point Lesueur. We head up into the wind and raise the main. We bear away in a comfortable 12 knots of wind and reach southward. I roll out the headsail. I briefly think this is going to be a nice sail. Then comes the first squall which hits us like a brick. The boat heels and the wind shifts. We tack to avoid the south shore. We have to tack three times to get out of Chinaman’s Cove, always keeping the the south of the bay to avoid the reefs. Once clear of the bay the wind dies out to five knots, and then shifts to be right on our nose. I roll in the headsail, tighten the main and unfurl the diesel sail (start the engine). We motor off up the Mercury Passage toward Triabunna.

There is a wood-chip export plant at the mouth of Spring Bay with an exclusion zone around it, which Robert says is reserved for canoeists with dreadlocks, so I helm straight past it, and soon locate a starboard marker which indicates a shoal. We pass a fish processing factory. Hundreds of seagulls are circling above the main processing building and a couple of very grubby north sea trawlers are tied to it’s jetty. One has had its entire superstructure removed and hauled on to the shore as if it were a plastic model. I pick up the channel markers and we motor in to a very tight harbour. Robert takes the helm to dock. Stan the harbourmaster has told us to raft next to a fishing boat. All good except the curtains of rain that have been coming at us from the south have heralded their arrival with a squall, and there is a submerged rock right in the middle of the harbour, which means Robert will have to turn Escapade on itself with little room to spare. At least the rock’s location is clear, it has a bent metal tripod on top of it, clearly a few boats have hit it in the past.

The dinted reef marker in the middle of Trianunna Harbour

After deftly swinging the boat, we are aboard the fishing boat scrambling over cray pots to secure lines. With fenders in place Escapade is secured with springers and we come to a rest. Shore leave, and a chance to explore the fleshpots of Triabunna.

Escapade rafted at Triabunna

This could be our last stop before home, we need to refuel, take on water and supplies, and wash ourselves and our clothes. It is lunchtime, so we indulge in the delights of teh fish and chip van parked on a grass strip directly across the road from the jetty. There is a choice of Flake, Trevally or Barracouta. I choose the flake, which is caught on long lines off the coast here, and it is very good. Memorable in fact. When fish is fresh and fried in clean oil at the right temperature it is delicious.

The Triabunna fish van - "Fresh from our boat to you"

The afternoon goes quickly, I manage a quick visit to the Triabunna Coiffure for a quick hair cut while the washing is drying in the laundromat next door. They say the difference between a good and bad haircut is two weeks so what the hell. After that I manage a quick shower at the tourist information centre. Not quick by choice, but the damn thing has a coin in the slot controller that charges $4.00 for three minutes. Ca-ching Ca-ching.
The town has a very friendly tourist information center, and a few stunning examples of Georgian architecture. The barracks ruins are a superb example.  Originally built in 1843, they housed marines that were stationed at Maria Island. From 1926 until 1955 they housed a bakery that manufactured its own yeast, but then fell into disrepair. A project to restore them into a museum and restaurant in 1969 failed due to financial restraints, and so they sit in the main street, disused and shabby but thankfully they have escaped the wrecking ball.

The barracks

We are booked for dinner at the Seafarers Inn by the docks, your typical country pub. From the outside it looks like a quaint dockside inn. The inside is sadly the victim of some uninspired 1970s renovation, where beige is the chosen colour, vinyl the chosen upholstery. I was not expecting much and I am not disappointed. The menu looks OK, plenty of seafood and a collection of steaks. I line up at the bar to order dinner. The barmaid, clearly someone not to be toyed with, slides the glass window open. “What are we having love?” In five short words she has made two errors. Firstly, I am not dining with her, and secondly she is certainly not my lover. “Is the fish fresh?” I ask gingerly. Her lips tighten and she rolls here eyes. This is clearly a question she is used to fielding and responds with a mechanical, “Its frozen fresh when we get it love, twice a week”.  The old adage used to be when in a pub order a steak, they can’t bugger that up, but experience has sadly told me they can, so I order the kangaroo sausages, which end up tasteless and dry, served with the usual soggy frozen vegetables. On the way home I think, “Fisherman Inn, Drunks Out”. Sadly a prosaic experience, an opportunity missed. The food at the fish and chip van was a third the price and triple the quality, we should have eaten there.

The Seafarers Inn

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Day Five 08/01/12

View from the deck at Fortescue Bay

I spend the morning at work on the laptop, and we breakfast at 11.45. The boat is rocking on the mooring due to a slight swell in the bay, which means the seas outside would be fairly significant, and occasionally the bay is hit with a bullet of wind coming down from the hills that whips through the mast making the whole boat shudder.

Storm across Fortescue Bay

The chronometer on the wall reads twenty to twelve, as do the two needles on the barometer, indicating the pressure has dropped from 1010 to 980 as two significant low pressure systems cross from the Southern Ocean to the Tasman. The second front is to drop away to the south, so with a bit of luck we will sail tomorrow.The HF radio tells us we can expect North West to South West winds 15 knots and upwards which should give us a window of opportunity to sail north along the coast to Maria Island. We will ready the boat tonight to put to sea early tomorrow. Robert and Aimee have donned wetsuits and are exploring the seabed around the boat, which is largely full of a fine haired green weed that has infested the area in the past few years, suspected to be an exotic import that hitchhiked on the hull or in the ballast of a foreign ship. The worst of these is the dreaded phytopthora cinnamomi, a soil pathogen causing root rot that is gradually spreading across Tasmania. But it is not all bad news. Wakame has found its way here from Japan, and it is being harvested and exported back, infinitely better than the Japanese product which grows in largely polluted waters.  A magnificent sea vegetable which is simply soaked in water and tossed into salads. It goes especially well with cucumber.

Fortescue Bay

Around mid afternoon thunderstorms roll in across the bay. Bullets of wind hit Escapade and we shudder and shake. We have to reset our anchor. Fortunately there is no-one else in the bay, we have the whole place to ourselves. Robert makes some adjustments to the stern so we can easily stow the tender across the deck. I prepare dinner, which is instant polenta with a rich tomato and garlic sauce, arincini balls baked in the oven and a salad. We are getting low on supplies, I am hoping we can pull in to Triabunna to restock. I am also keen to call home. Whilst the cellular phone network covers most of Tasmania’s east coast, the bay we have been holed up in does not, so it has been five days since anyone has heard anything of us. Dinner over, I crawl into the quarter berth and drift off into a deep sleep.

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Day Four 07/01/12

The day starts lazy, an extended sleep in ends with fresh meusli, yoghurt and stewed fruit at around 10.00. We are not going anywhere today as a stiff northerly is still blowing down the coast. Robert has a bottle of Pussers Rum on board, which is the traditional British Naval Rum, distilled in the British Virgin Islands in wooden pot stills. At lunchtime he decides to honour British naval tradition and issue the crew with a ration of grog. From about 1640 until July 31st, 1970, the purser would issue a daily allotment of rum, known as a tot to the crew. Prior to 1740 the allotment was half a pint twice per day per man, which meant the crew would have been permanently pissed!  Admiral Vernon, who was commander in chief of the British fleet in the West Indies was affectionately known to his men as Old Grog, after the grogram coat he would often wear. Concerned at the excessive alcohol consumption on board  he ordered that the rum be mixed with water in a scuttled but, which was a wooden tub.  Lime juice and brown sugar was then added to make it more palatable. The sailors were clearly unhappy having their rum diluted and contemptuously named the concoction “grog”. The recipe given in the small booklet attached to the bottle of Pussers (slang for persur) Rum is as follows:
Real Grog
Over the Rocks
2oz Pussers’s Rum
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
2oz. soda water
1 tsp dark can sugar

I have a couple of concerns about the authenticity of the recipe given. Firstly, naval ships did not have ice on board, so “over the rocks” would be a stretch, and I am also certain they did not have soda water either. Robert mixed it with plain water, and it was delightful.

Skipper decides its time to inflate the tender, so after a lunch of pesto, goats curd and red pepper wraps, we pump it up with a foot pump and lower it over the side and attach the outboard. Aimee and I are going bushwalking to Cape Huey. The walk starts from the other side of Fortescue Bay, so equipped with the necessaries we fire up the outboard and depart. One thing I had omitted to do was release the steering lock on the outboard, so for a couple of minutes the tender had a mind of its own, but once sorted we cleared the William Pitt and were merrily on our way bouncing across Fortescue Bay.

We put in at the boat ramp and lug the tender up to dry land. The place is crowded with holiday campers. Beside a fish cleaning bench that has a stench to rival a seal colony, a beastly little boy is hurling abalone shells at a girl I assume is his sister. Along the rocks a family group are picking periwinkles off the rocks. Summer school holidays are in full swing. The pilot guide to Tasmanian waters published by the Royal Tasmanian Yacht Squadron states that the walk to Cape Huey was about an hour, in stark contradiction to the sign put in by the National Park service which says it is four hours return.  Parks usually cover their arses by overestimating walking times. Either that or they have a 92 year old test walker, and the Yacht Squadron are probably more accurate with their maritime information that they are with their terrestrial. My guess is it will be somewhere in between.  We soon start climbing through a forest of Eucalypts along a new track that is being constructed in stone, and there are impressive dry stone bridges across several small rivulets. In around forty minutes we are at a junction, and the Parks sign now says “Cape Huey two hours return”. I deduce we are half way to the Cape. We descend to a windswept saddle blanketed in a dwarf banksia with gorgeous creamy yellow inflorescence. There is bird song everywhere, probably nectar eaters given the diversity of flowers, but they are illusive to the eye. It is refreshing to hear the melodic songs of terrestrial birds in contrast the the unruly shrieks and cackles of their maritime cousins.  Beneath the roar of the wind we can hear the Tasman Sea colliding with the cliffs far below. The next landfall to the east is New Zealand.

The track out to Cape Hauey

We ascend another hill and are now on a razor backed ridge. After a couple more climbs the track abruptly ends at a spot that feels like a crows nest. Far beneath a yacht is running south with just a jib, making a great pace in the northerly wind. Looking back into Fortescue Bay we make out Escapade, a tiny white dot on a blue palette of Eucalyptus clad ranges,windswept waters and clouds heavy with moisture.  I reflect for a moment how sea is forever reminding the sailor of his insignificance in the greater scheme of things. I notice a patch of light beneath the rock I am standing behind. I crouch down and poke my head in to find I am looking straight down a sheer wall to the sea far below, as though I am perched on the top of a church spire. It is breathtaking.

The Lanterns from Cape Hauey

The walk back, as so often with a bush walk is a hard slog. The muscles one uses for walking are different that the ones used sailing, and having largely been at sea for the past couple of weeks I am feeling the strain, and my boat shoes are not ideal on the slippery gravel. A tiny tiger snake slithers across in front of me and I instinctively leap backwards, almost collecting Aimee. A little further along we see a fairly large red bellied black snake. These are much maligned, whilst venomous they have a generally passive nature.

On a walk, it is always the last kilometer that is the longest, and eventually the fishy stench  assailing my nose heralds our arrival back at the fish cleaning bench. The return crossing in the tender is a wet one, as the wind has whipped up the waves that are constantly coming over the bow and we finally arrive back at Escapade cold and tired. Robert has finished splicing the main halyard, and after a shower on the swimming platform I start thinking about dinner. My next book should be “101 ways with squid” cos tonight, its a simple Thai Squid Curry with jasmine rice and stir fried Brocollini with Oyster Sauce. Its hard to get sick of squid when it is so wonderfully fresh. While I cook, Robert rigs the halyard up the mast.

Simple Thai Squid Curry
Squid, gutted, cleaned and chopped into pieces
Tin Coconut Milk
Tin Water Chestnuts
2 Tablespoons Red Curry Paste
1 teaspoon fish sauce
2 tablespoons sugar
5 kaffir lime leaves

Heat coconut milk and equivalent amount of water in a pan
Add curry paste and stir until blended
Just before boiling add fish sauce and squid
Add sugar, lime leaves and water chestnuts
Slowly simmer for 30 minutes or longer.
Serve with fresh basil and coriander on top of rice

Brocollini with Oyster Sauce
1 bunch brocollini
1 tablespoon fish sauce
2 tablespoons oyster sauce
1 tablespoon oil
3 clove garlic rough chopped

Heat oil in pan until smoking
Toss in brocollini and garlic and stir fry until light green
Add fish sauce and stir
Add Oyster Sauce and stir
Toss into plate and serve.

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Day Two 05/01/12

Escapade happily swung all night on her anchor in winds that gusted to 25 knots, and we awoke to a pair of sea eagles gliding above the trees and a breakfast of Daci Sourdough with French strawberry jam and fresh coffee. Today we will sail along some of the most spectacular coastline on the planet.

Aimee takes the helm out of Bull Bay

We motor out into a headwind. The predicted North Westerlies turn out to be steady South Westerlies, so we beat into the aptly named Storm Bay and raise the sails. We have around 40 nautical miles to make, which will take most of the day. Every time I sail into Storm Bay I feel I am touching history, my mind always wanders to the famous seafarers who discovered and charted this coast. My eye follows the silhouette of Bruny Island down to Adventure Bay, where in 1777 the great Cook anchored in Resolution, with a young William Bligh on board. I have an electronic copy of a beautiful drawing Cook made of Adventure Bay. It is identical to todays coast and could have been drawn yesterday. My eyes are seeing exactly what Cooks did. Young Bligh made numerous open boat journeys around Storm Bay, surveying and sounding it’s depths. He was to return in 1788 as Master of the ill fated Bounty, and again in Providence in 1792. Some years later was to plunder merchant vessels in the Derwent for provisions after being deposed as Governor of New South Wales in what was to become known as the Rum Rebellion. He would rise again to become recognised as one of the greatest navigators of all time, perhaps only second to Cook, and eventually promoted to Admiral of the Blue. I can almost feel his presence here in Storm Bay. Hollywood has completely misrepresented this great man.

Cape Raol from across Storm Bay

Our course takes us towards Cape Raoul, the spectacular entrance to the horrendous penal colony of Port Arthur, established by the British in 1831.  One can only imagine the emotions that would have been felt by the convicts, after three or four trying months of transportation, their first glimpse of the place they would most likely spend the rest of their lives the vertical walls of Cape Raoul, rising from a dark, cold angry sea like some fantastic gothic fortress, foreboding and dark, intimidating and angry.

Sailing beneath the cliffs at Cape Raol

We sail close to the cliffs, the great columns of dolorite towering overhead are jaw droppingly spectacular.  The swell has risen to around three meters, as we are now east enough to be in the rollers from the Southern Ocean that have swung around the southern end of Tasmania. It crashes into the cliffs sending great plumes of spray upwards.

Cape Raol

Robert orders the spinnaker pole set to starboard. With the wind behind us rising to 25 knots we are going to goose wing straight to Tasman Island, which means the main sail will be to port, and the headsail to starboard giving us plenty of sail exposed to the wind.

Tasman Island from Escapade's starboard bow

Our intended course rounds the Tasman Peninsular and tracks north along the east coast of Tasmania. At the tip of the peninsular, a thin channel separates Cape Pillar from Tasman island, with sheer cliffs on either side. Whilst the seas and winds are confused here, we have five meters of water beneath the keel. The channel is barely 300 meters wide with cliffs beetling overhead on both sides, and Robert plans to run straight through it, spectacular sailing indeed. On the island side fat southern fur seals lounge about on the rocks perilously close to the surge. Usually smelt before seen they briefly raise their heads to watch our transit, and drowsily return to sun baking.

Cape Pillar from inside the Tasman Channel

Robert helms out of Tasman Channel with Tasman Island in background

Once through the channel we are in the lee of the land, and the sea state is much calmer. A stiff south wester runs us up the coast towards Cape Hauy, which was named by the French explorer Baudin after a French mineralogist, curious, as Baudin was a captain of a scientific expedition, but he despised scientists.

The Lanterns

At the tip of the Cape are a series of Rocks named The Lanterns, which rise vertically out of the sea. Two of these are appropriately named The Totem Pole and The Candlestick, sheer towers rising as vertical needles from the sea, both are revered by rock climbers. There is deep water right to their edge, so we round the lanterns and beat into Fortescue Bay. We are heading to a secluded anchorage at the northwest end of the bay, which funnels in to the outlet of Walkers Creek. The hills around the bay are cloaked in tall Eucalpyts which come right to the shoreline, their leaves hanging over the water. It is a truly beautiful place. We are sheltered behind the wreck of the William Pitt, an old dredge that was towed here and sunk to provide shelter from easterly swells, in the company of three other boats.

The neighbours at Canoe Bay

No sooner have we anchored and secured the boat, the squid jags are over the side. There is a meter of water under the keel, and the clear bottom is sandy with patches of weed. Seems ideal for squid, but the fishing is slow. A couple of stubbies of Boag’s Wizard Smith’s Ale arrive on deck. It doesn’t get much better than this. The label boasts “a traditional English style ale with a warm fermentation and dry-hopping with East Kent Golding hops”.  It is a travesty that this beer isn’t available on the mainland.

Robert jags a squid and brings it around the stern of Escapade. This is one big squid, it will easily feed the four of us. The behemoth’s goggle eyes are staring at us as I try to get a bucket underneath it. The trick is to avoid getting a load of ink on the boat, or worse still yourself. The job looks almost done when the snared cephalopod ejaculates a mother load of black goo all over the stern. No other squid are forthcoming as twilight descends about us, so I set about cleaning the squid and preparing dinner, which will be a squid penne with garlic, lemon and parsley and a salad of rocket and fennel with a lemon balsamic dressing.

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